Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)

It’s your month Scorpio, make it a good one. Having trouble with your love life? Why not become your opposite once in awhile? Keep it interesting and keep that special someone guessing.

Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19)

You’ll understand that your presence is something special soon, Aries. You’re amazing and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. As Beyoncé says, “run the world”!

Taurus (Apr. 20 – May 20)

You’re looking at a pretty relaxed month, Taurus. Take a nice, warm bubble bath and let the negativity float away.

Gemini (May 21 – Jun. 20)

Gemini, stop getting so attached. Halloween is over, just face it. I know you’re obsessed with the spooky vibes, costumes, and all that comes with it, but just think, we have so many more holidays coming up to look forward to!

Cancer (Jun. 21- Jul. 22)

From your walk, to your shoes, to the way you talk, you are a stunner, Cancer. Strut your stuff and don’t let anyone tell you what to do this month (with the exception of your mother, of course).

Leo (Jul. 23 – Aug. 22)

Hey babe, you’ve been lookin’ pretty spectacular this month, you should keep that up. We all know you’re the best sign out there, so don’t get discouraged when people get mad that you had the best horoscope this month (they’re just jealous). Keep on keepin’ on, Leo!

Libra (Sep. 23 – Oct. 22)

Take care of yourself this month, Libra. Go to the gym more often so you can build up those strong muscles! You’ve got this, Libra.

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sep. 22)

Virgo, you’ve got it goin’ on. Everything in your life seems to be going pretty smoothly, so let’s keep it that way. Don’t forget to keep rockin’ like a rockstar, because guess what? You rock!

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)

Try something new this month, Sagittarius. Expand your horizons: get a haircut, try some food you’ve never tried before, be wild!  

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)

Hey, cutie! I see your month going in a positive direction, as long as you stay positive. Fun fact: Elvis Presley was a Capricorn, like you!

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

Let your “inner funny” direct your conversations from now on. You’re a real hoot and you probably didn’t even know it!

Pisces (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20)

Why the long face, Pisces? Aren’t you excited to be reading your favorite newspaper ever? I know you are. Thanks for being so generous and giving us your eyes, Pisces. Even if you are just reading the horoscopes to see yours, you’re still really cool. Keep doin’ you, boo.