Libra (Sep. 23 – Oct. 22)

Libra, you know you’re the king of the jungle. Make moves this week and don’t be afraid. You are one of the strongest signs out there and are capable of (almost) anything. Love you.

Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19)

Climb a mountain, kiss someone, grab a bite to eat at your favorite place, Aries. Treat yourself. It’s time for you to think about yourself and not so much about others.

Taurus (Apr. 20 – May 20)

Houston, we have a problem. Kidding, not kidding, but Taurus, I’m going to need you to smile more. Show off those pearly whites, and you might even grab the attention of someone special. 😉

Gemini (May 21 – Jun. 20)

Gemini, you’re the apple of my eye. (That was an attempt to rhyme, sorry.) Here’s a fun fact for you though; Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie are Geminis, just like you! Have a blast with that fact.

Cancer (Jun. 21- Jul. 22)

Weather can change in an instant, Cancer, so be prepared to stay safe and healthy. I’m not a meteorologist, so don’t hold me accountable, but I just had a feeling, okay? Don’t sue me…

Leo (Jul. 23 – Aug. 22)

Wild thang, you make my heart sing! Ah, Leos. You guys are my favorite (shh, don’t tell the other signs). Why? Simply because you are the greatest. When you put your mind to something, there is always a great outcome. So, good job.

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sep. 22)

Hey Virgo, the stars indicate that’s it’s time for you to party like it’s 1999!

Have you been extremely tired lately? You might want to take nap before you collapse.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)

All I can say is, don’t forget your bug spray, you all! You don’t want irritating mosquito bites and mysterious spider bites, do you? Well then you better listen to me here. Cover up and stay hydrated, Scorpio!

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)

Sagittarius, you’ve always been wise. So, keep up the good work and don’t think twice about big decisions this month! I trust your judgment. You’re cool as ice.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)

Your lack of modesty may cause you problems this month. I need you to get your act together, Capricorn. Some of you may be angels this month, but for the rest of you, pick up a good book and stay inside.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

Feeling indecisive? Me too. I don’t have any advice on what you could do about that, other than to just stop being so indecisive. However, I hope this month is one of the best months for you, EVER. Good luck on those tests and assignments, you’ll need it. (I’m kidding, but also not really.)

Pisces (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20)

Ever thought about taking up fishing? You, Picses, strike me as the fishing type. Who knows, maybe if you try it, you’ll fall in love. Speak to some of our local fisherman at school that you may know! Ask your friends, maybe they fish and you didn’t even know it! You may thank me one day. If not, you probably didn’t go out of your comfort zone and try fishing. But what do I know, I don’t even fish.