Terrible Pick-Up Lines
February 13, 2018
Do pick-up lines successfully work? In most cases, students either don’t use pick-up lines or they think they are corny and don’t work. When asked their opinions on pickup lines, fellow Black Knights, Kaitlyn Lenhert and Eli Evans, said, “They’re cute, I haven’t used any but if a guy would use a pick-up line on me it’d be cute.” Eli said, “Pick up lines work very well for me. I get all the girls.”
Conversely, some students said pick-up lines don’t work for them and Archer Lyster responded, “One time I used a pickup line on a college girl. Her boyfriend put me in the hospital.” Additionally, Nonie Bocock said, “I’ve never used pick up lines but people have used them on me as a joke, but yeah they’ve never worked on me.”
Some of the students favorite “terrible” pick-up lines include:
- Is your daddy a baker? Because you got some nice buns.
- Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my head all day.
- Do you live in a cornfield? Because I’ve been stalking you.
- Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.
- I am missing my teddy bear tonight. So will you sleep with me?
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
- You look ill, you must be suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
- If you were a vegetable would you be a cute-cumber?
- Is your name WiFi? Because I feel a connection.